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Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
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Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
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