He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Breaking News Jared Leto Decries Oscar Nominations as ‘Fake Nods’By Robot Butt News Corp.January 24, 2017 LOS ANGELES – Following today’s announcement of the nominations for the 89th Academy Awards, actor Jared Leto went on a Twitter…
Jared Leto Finally Ready to Play Raging Narcissist After Going Method for Past 20 YearsBy Robot Butt News Corp.September 9, 2016 LOS ANGELES – It’s taken twenty long years of method acting, but Jared Leto is finally ready to play a raging…
Breaking News Family Can’t Get Enough of ‘Requiem for a Dream’By Robot Butt News Corp.March 21, 2014 “We’re all so busy throughout the week that it’s nice to sit down, have a fun ritual and bond over…