Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
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It may surprise you to learn that even I, a venerable ship captain, am affected by the labor shortage. My…
Dear Julius Caesar / Caesar / JC / Jules / C-Rock, I’ve just been informed by the Roman Senate that…
1. Embrace Challenges Understand that Zoom calls will become tedious, workplace confrontations create discomfort, and your father may be fatally…
“Nebraska, you’re going to hear, is quite a judicial-thinking place… There seem to be some pretty smart jurists in Nebraska…
At the start of every year, people are always like, “Did you make a New Year’s resolution?” And I’m always…
Drowned victims of the Titanic, we just wanted to say: we see you. We hear you. You’re upset because you…
Thomas Edison is widely regarded as the finest and most prolific inventor in American history. Between 1869 and his death…
It’s said President Lincoln stirred his coffee with his massive dick (it was the same length as his stovepipe hat).…
The Vietnam War was, at best, a colossal military failure for the United States and, at worst, a demonstration of…