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Entertainment Annual Leftover Fireworks Celebration to Be Held for the People of Maynardville (People of Surrounding Areas DO NOT Look at the Sky)By Walt BraleyAugust 11, 2021 Greetings wonderful Maynardville (and NO ONE ELSE)! It’s that time once again where we here at the town events committee…
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