He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
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Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
History If GQ Asked Historical Figures What They Just Couldn’t Live WithoutBy Connor AdamsNovember 22, 2022 Amelia Earhart: “My neck pillow, I find it impossible to sleep on the plane without it.” Vincent Van Gogh: “My…
Entertainment Forgotten One-Hit WondersBy Connor AdamsSeptember 17, 2022 1952 – “Don’t Call my Baby Baby, Baby” by the Babies Considered the first one hit wonder and hoping to…
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