Dear Humanity, I wanted to take this time to offer you my humblest apologies for not creating bulletproof children. It…
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Life is so stressful! Everyone’s facing more challenges at work, more worries about their relationships, and more fear that democracy…
Hey America. Zuck here. Recent news has been troubling to say the least. Over the last few days, information has…
Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Thanks. Anyway, we have to…
As the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, it’s my job to oversee the living conditions of the poorest of…
I have to say, I expected better of my neighbors. At a time when our community has been rocked by…
As the Republican congressional candidate from Kansas, I am truly devastated and shocked by this most recent mass shooting, which…
It’s a new year, and that means a new you! This is the time for you to shape up, find…
A discarded, white dress shirt A 2004-era silk bow tie, formerly of Tucker Carlson The VHS cassette, but not the…
The Fake News Mainstream Media wants you to believe that our fearless leader is losing his mental stability. We the…