6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
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Baseball scouts rate prospects using a 20-80 scale (50 average) with each 10-point increment representing a standard deviation.Below, find DraftQueens’…
Dear Great White Northern Neighbor, May we call you that? We, the American people, divided though we are, find ourselves…
I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought…
One of my favorite things to do is buy my kids the biggest box of Crayola crayons I can find,…
May contain words larger than ‘stonks’ Let’s not pretend you’re here to read. You haven’t focused on anything longer than…
Dear Mr Kennedy, There is no time for formal introductions for there is great evil at work. You must come…
So here’s what happened. I’m cleaning out the lint trap in my dryer. Doing a bang-up job. It’s deep though.…
A Satirical “Health” “Blog” at the End of The World In difficult times, we consult the internet. There I was,…
My kid, Felix, is 7. He’s pretty crazy. Most 7-year-olds are. And I mean crazy in a good way (“fun”…