HAPPY KWANZAA! Wishing you a happy holiday and hoping that you’ll abandon false prophets and accept our one true Lord. Halleluiah! Or whatever you people say. HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY! Thank you for being a living example of what “lifetime commitment” really means. You have inspired me to proceed with my divorce. HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY! I’m so glad that 10 years ago your mom and dad got drunk and forgot to use a condom! CONGRAULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT! I’ve never seen two people who so totally deserve each other. If you think I mean that in a good way, then I wish you…
Author: Scott Erickson
Scott Erickson
Scott Erickson is an award-winning writer of humor and satire. He has published several novels, and his writing has appeared in newspapers, magazines, and humor compilations. His website is: www.scott-erickson-writer.com