Creating a new life is a privilege. Forcing everyone on the road to care about that life with the same devotion of a fangirl at Comic Con? Also a privilege I’ll be claiming. And so, our “Baby on Board” sign. Behold: the most revered text ever suction-cupped to a window. This sign is a reminder of everyone’s sacred duty to my offspring. He’s counting on you to survive to adulthood and swim class—before the good parking spots are taken. Transporting our child is cosmic poetry. He is the leading man, while other children are unlisted townspeople. He is Wagyu in…
Author: Sadie Bitters
Sadie Bitters
Sadie Bitters is a mom and a professional nanny. She's probably stalking your dog.