It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and my phone starts buzzing. It’s Donald Trump texting me again. “Join me in a private roundtable discussion with undisclosed supporters,” he writes (actually, he begs). “We’ll have a fantastic time and take a photo together.” I silence my phone and roll over. I know I have a problem here; I just don’t want to think about it at 2:00 in the morning. The truth is, Donald Trump is fixated on me. While he pretends to do an about-face (no pun intended) on mask-wearing or sends a vintage “Get Out of Jail Free” Monopoly card to Steve Bannon, he’s…
Author: Pamela Jane
Pamela Jane
Pamela Jane is an author of over thirty children’s books, and an essayist whose work has appeared in The NY Times, The Wall Street Journal, The NY Daily News, Writer's Digest, The Independent, and The Writer. Pamela has also published humor in The Daily Drunk, Erma Bombeck, Brevity, The Satirist, and others.