NED THE HANDYMAN: Good morning. I’m Ned with AAA Handymen. GARY THE HOMEOWNER: Thank God! I didn’t think you would make house calls on a holiday. I’m Gary. Please come in. Quickly. Do you mind if I smoke? Sorry, I don’t even smoke. NED: Maybe wait a minute on the smoking. What’s the trouble? GARY: Well, Ned, I was trying to hard boil some eggs and noticed we don’t have any hot water. NED: Wouldn’t you heat the water on the range? GARY: The range? This isn’t the Wild West, Ned — I need your help. Look, I don’t know if this is a…
Author: Mike Todasco
Mike Todasco
Mike Todasco is a writer of eclectic stuff. In addition to Robot Butt, his humorous writings have appeared in Points In Case, Slackjaw, and Weekly Humorist. You can view all his writings at todasco.com
RFC-9110.NET—In a night that surprised absolutely no one, Status Code 200 continued its unprecedented dominance at the HTTP Response Status Code Awards, commonly known as “The Responseys.” The ceremony saw 200 take home every major award, including the coveted “Status Code of the Year.” In what has become a tradition, 200 kept its acceptance speech succinct, simply stating, “OK.” The celebration was briefly overshadowed when 200 clashed backstage with the notoriously troublesome 409, who, according to multiple sources, couldn’t help but create “Conflict.” The drama escalated when 426 refused to leave the Green Room, insisting the outdated facilities had an…