A Bag of King’s Hawaiian Rolls You nearly brought the Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts (because duhh-licious), but you already pulled that last year. Your student loans have been in forbearance for seven years. Your latest TikTok about condiment shelf lives went viral-ish. The Fancy Arugula Salad With Candied Pecans Bought in Multiple Bags From Trader Joe’s, Assembled in a Wooden Bowl With Tongs You once sent your Starbucks order in the app to the wrong Starbucks (zaniest thing you’ve ever done!!!). You were nearly a no-show this year due to illness (see also: the nasty case of crotch rot you developed…
Author: Kendra Stanton Lee
Kendra Stanton Lee
Kendra Stanton Lee is a teacher, writer, mother, and glitter enthusiast. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Slate, The Huffington Post and others. For more of her work visit www.kendrastantonlee.com.