Author: Joe Blackstock

Joe Blackstock earns six figures a year writing for Robot Butt dot com. You can find him in the wild by jamming a toaster strudel in the muffler of your Kia Sorento and letting it slow cook for a few hours.

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! To paraphrase an aphorism I really have no place paraphrasing, “A Resident Evil movie is a terrible thing to waste.” Even though time would prove that Resident Evil would somehow become Hollywood’s most prolific video game adaptation franchise, it’s not hard to put yourself in the 2002…

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