“Welcome to ‘Extreme Breed Makeover,’ the competition in which six new breeds designed to take on the challenges of the modern world will be vying for the chance to garner the top prize at the world’s oldest dog show. This should be a wild ride. Let’s go down to the floor for the judging. First up is Misfit, a Japanese AIkita, the prototype of a new breed designed entirely using ChatGPT. Misfit is the perfect name for this lovable specimen, who possesses the bear-like head of a traditional Akita crossed with the body of an Irish terrier and the legs…
Author: Jim Parisi
Jim Parisi
Jim Parisi lives in Occupied Washington, D.C., with his wife, Beth, and their dog, Dolce. His writing has appeared in a few journals, most of which don’t appear to regret their decision. He has somehow managed to be nominated for the Pushcart Prize and Best Small Fictions. Jim spends most of his free time coaching Little League softball and attempting to will his novel in progress to write itself.