1. If your clothes are wet at the end, something went wrong. 2. Mysterious wads of tissue often show up later. 3. “Wow, that was a big load!” 4. Many city dwellers do it in public. 5. Often ends in the loss of a sock. 6. “How did my stuff get so damn wrinkled?” 7. Whatever you do, don’t use plain bar soap. 8. Involves rubbing something out, with or without a bottle-mounted hard plastic brush. 9. Women never do it. 10. “I wonder if I can fit in just one more?” 11. Things seem to spin out of control toward…
Author: Gregg Siegel
Gregg Siegel
Gregg Siegel is a freelance copywriter, former freelance joke writer for several late-night shows and a competitive punner. Yes, that’s a thing. Defiling such otherwise fine publications as Points In Case, Greener Pastures, Frazzled, SlackJaw, The Haven, Reader’s Digest (The 100 Funniest Jokes from the Last 100 Years), Games, Arizona Highways, Mensa Bulletin, more.