Rylan, sit with your dear mother for just a minute. We need to have a little talk about what happened earlier today. First of all, I apologize for not knocking. You’re 15 now, and I should know better than to just burst into your room unannounced. That’s on me. But we really need to discuss what I found splattered all over you and your television screen, which was an astounding amount of semen and Donald Duck, respectively. I’m not upset about the mess you made. I know your body is going through “momentous biological changes” right now, and that you’re…
Author: Clark Boyd
Clark Boyd
Clark Boyd is a former journalist with 20+ years of experience writing, editing and producing for public radio in the United States. He now lives in The Netherlands. No, not in a windmill. Twitter: @clark_boyd.