Setting Odds for Going Down with the Ship Protection
Fox’s new TV reality show, “POTUS PARDONS: WHO’S NEXT?” should prove popular. A 2018 SCOTUS ruling allows gambling services even to set odds for the betting public on reality show outcomes.
On-air pundits will debate and set odds about the “next MAGA friend up for pardon.” They will also debate the President’s next usurpation, claiming the Hague’s jurisdiction to name and pardon international criminals.
OFF THE BOARD: Pardoned This Week: TIM LEIWEKE – Texas Stadium Contractor, convicted by Trump’s own DOJ HENRY CUELLAR – Texas Dem, after bribery indictment JUAN ORLANDO HERNANDEZ – Former Honduran President, convicted of transporting an estimated 400 tons of cocaine “up the noses of the U.S.”
Next week’s odds, leaked from Cabinet Signal chat discussions, with FAKE ALLEGATION, name-shaming, Leftist Commie nickname-branding that suggest why pardons might be necessary in any forced regime change that Truth Social might alert you against:
GHISLAINE “Buy Her Silence Epstein Paramour” MAXWELL – [1-5]
PETE “War Crimes” HEGSETH – [1-3]
GENERAL MITCH “Going Down with the War Crimes Ship” BRADLEY – [2-3]
KRISTI “ICE Princess” NOEM – {1-2]
TODD “Acting Brownshirt Head” LYONS – [1-2]
KASH “FBI Attack Dog” PATEL – [1-2]
JARED “Anything’s for Sale” KUSHNER – [Even Money]
IVANKA & MELANIA “Nixing American Made Fashion Brands” TRUMP – [Even Money]
ELON “The Destroyer” MUSK – [Even Money]
ROBERT “Bring Polio Back” KENNEDY JR. – [Even Money]
RUSSELL “President’s Project 2025 Oz” VOUGHT -– [Even Money]
CHRIS “Fracking Right” WRIGHT– [2-1]
DOUG “Climate Change Denier” BURGUM – [2-1]
VLADIMER “Election Hacker” / “Trump Manipulator” PUTIN – [5-2]
BROOKE “Gone in a SNAP Ag Secretary” ROLLINS – [3-1]
HOWARD “Tariff Terror Guy” LUTNICK [3-1]
REPUBLICAN “Rubber Stamp” SCOTUS JUDGES – [4-1]
KAROLINE “Cali Troller’s Pedophile Protector” LEAVITT – [4-1]
ALINA “Knows Where the Legal Bodies are Buried” HABBA [4-1]
LINDA “Education Denier” McMAHON – [4-1]
VINCE “Wrestling with SEC Sexual Misconduct Charges” McMAHON – [5-1]
SHOELESS JOE “Gambling-Is-Good-for-America Series Fixer” JACKSON – [10-1]
EMIR TAMIM bin HAMAD AL “Plainly Air Force One Qatari Briber” THANI – [100-1]
JOHN WILKES “DEI Denier” BOOTH – [250-1]
RICHARD “Watergate GOP Precedent Setter” NIXON – [500-1]
MOHAMMED “Journalist Killer” BIN SALMAN – [500-1]
KIM “Formerly Known as Rocket Man” JONG UN – [500-1]
ADOLPH “Proud Boys G.O.A.T.” HITLER – [1000-1]
JUDAS “Follow the Money” ISCARIOT – [10,000-1]
DONALD “The Self-Appointed King” TRUMP HIMSELF – [1,000,000 – 1]
{Blanket SCOTUS immunity ruling renders necessity moot}
