Looking to get your electronics back in top shape without any risk of someone stealing your nude photos? Look no further! A member of our top tier electronic repair staff ALWAYS uploads a nude photo of themselves onto your phone or computer.
That way, if you have any fear they may stolen yours, you have equal leverage! If you think there’s a chance your sensitive photos were stolen during the repair process, you can always reach out to us and ask for us to investigate. But if you are SURE your technician stole your photos, you can take the one of them we uploaded and send it to their boss, or their mom. The only limit is your own creativity and vindictiveness.
Do we upload a nude photo of ourselves even if the device being repaired doesn’t have sensitive material on it that could be stolen in the first place? Absolutely! We would never go looking for private material or ask you to disclose, so we are instead issuing an assumptive policy that we find to be safer and simpler. We do ask that anyone who doesn’t have nudes that can be stolen not view or leak the photos of their technician, no matter how funny it might be.
There are no risk of leaks unless for some unthinkable reason you or a member of our staff have an insatiable sexual or nihilistic desire to leak both, ensuring mutually assured destruction and blowing up two human lives.
We can practically guarantee that won’t happen!