Blue State College Team Names — Changed to Shame
The once and current President has villainized opponents by creating and repeating biting nicknames.
Rocket Man, Crooked Hillary, Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, Sleepy Joe Biden, Comrade Kamala, Governor Newscum, Crazy Nancy, Horseface, and Fake Tapper provide a sampling of his invectives. He clearly believes naming someone or something allows him to take power over them.
In choosing former pro-wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his choice as Secretary of the Department of Education, Trump clearly picked a kindred spirit since staged wrestling thrives on villainous character nicknames.
Stone Cold Steve Austin (Linda’s hubby Vince’s nemesis), Andre the Giant, the Iron Sheik, Macho Man Randy Savage, the Bizarre One, the Undertaker, and the Dangerous Alliance were names that labeled no-holds-barred villains inside, and often outside, wrestling rings.
The revenge-minded Prexy is conspiring with McMahon to push through a vengeful bill. It will dictate that all Blue State universities and colleges that accept federal funds are subject to having their athletic team names officially changed by fiat from McMahon’s Department.
Republican Senators and House Members, particularly those with loyalties to the SEC and other primary Red State football conferences, will derive the bonus of dissuading high powered recruits who don’t enjoy being ridiculed from playing for Blue State teams.
Here’s a leaked list of potential shaming name changes for Blue State collegiate teams:
[CA] California Golden Bears – California Drug Cartel
[CA] San Jose State Spartans – San Jose State Crossdressers
[CA] UCLA Bruins – UCLA Ruins
[CA] USC Trojans – USC Tiny Trojans
[CA] San Diego State Aztec – San Diego State Ass Techs
[CO] Colorado Buffs – Colorado Muffs
[CT] Central Connecticut Blue Devils – Central Connecticut Blue State Devils
[DC] Georgetown Hoyas – Georgetown Deep Staters
[DE] Delaware Blue Hens – Delaware Blue State Chickens
[HI] Hawaii Rainbow Warriors – Hawaii Rainbow Poofs
[IL] De Paul Blue Demons – De Paul Blue State Demons
[IL] Illinois State Redbirds – Illinois State Shitbirds
[IL] Southern Illinois Salukis – Southern Illinois Suckies
[MA] Massachusetts Minutemen – Massachusetts Barely Last A Minute Men
[MA] UMass Lowell River Hawks – UMass Lowell Chicken Hawks
[ME] Maine Black Bears – Maine Black Convicts
[MD] Maryland Terps – Maryland Burps
[MD] UMBC Retrievers – UMBC Truth Social Deceivers
[MN] Minnesota Golden Gophers – Minnesota Liberal Loafers
[NH] New Hampshire Wildcats – New Hampshire Childless Cat Ladies
[NJ] Farleigh Dickinson Knights – Farleigh Dickinson Dickie Durbins
[NJ] Rutgers Scarlet Knights – Rutgers Urban Thugs
[NJ] Saint Peter’s Peacocks – Saint Peter’s Pea-sized Cocks
[NM] New Mexico Lobos – New Mexico Illegal Hobos
[NY] Buffalo Bulls – Buffalo Bullshitters
[NY] Cornell Big Red – Cornell Big Red Wave
[NY] Manhattan Jaspers – Manhattan Jackasses
[OR] Oregon Ducks – Oregon Sucks
[OR] Oregon State Beavers – Oregon State Smelly Beavers
[RI] Brown Bears – Brown Turds
[RI] Providence Friars – Providence Liars & Truth Defiers
[VA] Virginia Tech Hokies – Virginia Tech Hokum Spouters
[VA] Virginia Cavaliers – Virginia Foppish Cavaliers
[VT] Vermont Catamounts – Vermont Catamites
[WA] Washington Huskies – Washington Russkies
[WA] Washington State Cougars – Washington State Ugly Cougars
