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    Make Your Child Smarter With Baby Eisenhower!

    Maury LevineBy Maury LevineAugust 30, 2023No Comments4 Mins Read
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    Introducing Baby Eisenhower Educational Toys! Children will say “I Like Ike” as they embark on a lasting journey of learning with the lovable and cherubic version of the 34th President of the United States, Dwight D. “Ike” Eisenhower! Baby Eisenhower products include: 

    Baby Eisenhower Touch and Explore Lil’ B-25 Mitchell Medium Bomber – Your child will love to squeeze and throw this colorful version of the plane that transported President Eisenhower during World War Two. The silicone plane is touch and movement activated – red, white, and blue lights will flash, realistic bombing sounds will blare, and non-toxic smoke will be emitted. Your little soldier will explore sensory skills, discover cause and effect learning, and help President Eisenhower defeat the ultimate enemy – ignorance. 

    Baby Eisenhower Time Management Matrix Box O’ Fun – While adults learn time management skills from the Eisenhower Matrix, your child will learn time management skills from this whimsical and fanciful container. The Box O’ Fun is modeled after a colorful vintage toy chest and is ordained with visually stimulating pictures: Baby Eisenhower playing and learning with toys on the White House lawn, Baby Eisenhower having a nutritious picnic in the Rose Garden, and Baby Eisenhower going potty in the Oval Office. The Box O’ Fun is divided into four sections that will teach your child how to prioritize their playtime – the green section is for toys your child will play with first, the yellow section is for toys your child will play with later, the red section is for toys your child will throw away, and the orange section is for toys your child will delegate to other children to play with. Time management has never been more delightful! 

    Baby Eisenhower Stackable and Buildable Interstate Highway System Playset – Your child will love to solve the nation’s transportation problems with this imaginative playset. Join Baby Eisenhower, Baby First Lady Mamie, and Baby Vice President Tricky Dicky Nixon as they dig, haul, and create the nation’s Interstate Highway System. This colorful 715-piece set includes blocks, bridges, construction workers, and hitchhikers. Your budding Interstate creator will learn all aspects of road construction – clearing land, laying foundations, building bridges, haggling with contractors, and paying off local landowners to obtain valuable

    rights of way. There are no traffic jams on Baby Eisenhower’s Interstate of knowledge! 

    Baby Eisenhower Saves The Presidential Seal – Join Baby Eisenhower for an animated adventure as he swims the North Atlantic Ocean to rescue The Presidential Seal, Baby Ike Junior, from predators! Available for DVD, Blu-ray, and digital download, your child will love this colorful and immersive adventure! Watch as Baby Eisenhower studies the ocean and its inhabitants, searches for his faithful pet seal, and mercilessly kills all who thwart his quest. Looking for aquatic imaginative learning? Mission Accomplished! 

    Baby Eisenhower Dance Dance Warfare – Studies have shown that learning dance helps children with coordination and problem-solving, as well as building flexibility and balance. With Baby Eisenhower’s Dance Dance Warfare, your child will become a Supreme Allied Dance Commander in no time at all! This toe-tapping and interactive product consists of a Bluetooth-compatible, touch-sensitive foam mat adorned with LED lights. Once paired with your favorite device, the mat becomes a colorful dance floor! Your child will watch animated Baby Eisenhower and follow his dance moves up, down, left, and right. With successful completion of each dance level, your child will unlock a Sink Enemy Battleship Achievement. Every time your child levels up, an enemy battleship goes down. With Baby Eisenhower’s Dance Dance Warfare, D-Day stands for Dance Day! 

    Baby Eisenhower Plush Eisenhowerosaurus Rex – There’s no dinosaur quite as awe-inspiring or celebrated as the famous Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now, Baby Eisenhower takes the Tyrannosaurus Rex to the ultimate educational level with the Eisenhowerosaurus Rex! It’s a three-foot-tall colorful Tyrannosaurus Rex with the head of Baby Eisenhower! Scaly textured fabric, extra long tail, and oversized feet are only the beginning. Squeeze his belly and you’ll hear an exciting roar followed by a President Eisenhower quote or a Tyrannosaurus Rex fact! “Roar! Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it! Roar! A Tyrannosaurus Rex could run up to twenty miles per hour! Roar! The supreme quality of leadership is unquestionable integrity. Roar! Tyrannosaurus means tyrant lizard in Greek.” Prehistoric and presidential learning has never been so fun! 

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    Maury is the author of the humorous mystery 'Shopping Bagged,' a contributor to the comedy websites The Broadway Beat, End of the Bench, The Spoof, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy, and had a riff used in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. He is also a drummer, and lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his excellent family.

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