It’s that wonderful time of the year when families gather during the Christmas season. Praying together and donating to the poor…boring! Grab the kids and the least annoying relatives and take them on Exciting Christmas Experiences:
Six Flags Presents The Riddler’s Mindbender Missing Jesus Nativity Coaster Thriller – It’s Christmas in Gotham City and The Riddler has stolen Jesus from the nativity scene in front of City Hall! Commissioner Gordon needs your help! The classic steel coaster has been transformed for the holidays. Each of the three loops has been adorned with gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the three Wise Men. The seven-story drop has been fashioned into a massive Christmas tree. You’ll be dodging the Riddler’s snowball bullets as you race to rescue the baby Jesus. Holy Christmas, Batman!
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: The Immersive Experience – Become a part of the most beloved holiday song like never before! This one hundred thousand square foot exhibit takes you into Grandma’s fateful night, with cinema quality moving graphics depicting the song’s lyrics. You’ll see Grandma drink too much egg nog and she’ll ask you to help find her medication. Plunge into the snow with her and witness the gruesome reindeer attack for yourself. Next, you’ll get to watch the football game of your choice with Grandpa and help him through the five stages of grief. Later, you’ll try on Grandma’s wigs as you sample delicious goose dishes and puddings made of fig. Upgrade to the VIP Experience and have hoof-prints tattooed on your forehead.
Santa Baby, Sanitation Baby Sing Along – Surly sanitation engineers have been taught how to sing and are dressed up as elves! Garbage trucks have been transformed into whimsical sleighs! Kids will love singing favorite Christmas tunes and collecting “Santa’s Magical Garbage” along the way!
Robbery on The Polar Express – Take your kids to the local railroad station for a very special ride on The Polar Express. You’ll travel with a young boy on a journey of self-discovery as his trip to the North Pole is suddenly interrupted by a life-like recreation of a famous train robbery. Children will love the sudden appearance of the cursing masked bandits and they’ll be delighted by a front-row seat for the shootout between the robbers, the sheriff, and the engineer. Many lucky kids get splattered with fake blood, making it a Christmas they’ll never forget.
Carol of the Bills – Yes, Virginia, even bill collectors get into the holiday sprit! You’ll travel into the winter wonderland of a bill collecting call center where the representatives sing their dunning notices:
You owe us cash
Give us your stash
Credit will be
Smelling like pee
Home we will wreck
Mail us a check
Garnish your wage
Fill you with rage
You owe us money
It's not so funny
Presents will be
Not under tree
Give us our money
Things are not sunny
No more excuses
Time for some bruises The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection Live in 3D IMAX – For the first time, Taylor Swift performs her iconic Christmas album live. This one-time-only event will be live-streamed exclusively in 3D IMAX theatres around the country. In the time it took you to read this description, all the tickets sold out. Better luck next time, sucker.
