With Christmas right around the corner, plans are being locked in place for the annual cousin walk, where people just like you take a walk with their cousin to get high, often right before or right after a vibrant Christmas dinner.
With this year being full of hot button issues, and many dads deciding for the 20th consecutive year that this will be the Christmas they no longer stay silent and finally speak their mind, many cousins are making the move from casual marijuana intake to uninformed ketamine abuse.
When asked how they even got ketamine so quickly and easily, the cousins told our reporters that their dad already had it at the house, because “RFK said it stops a disease we cured in the early 1800s or something. I’m not sure. I had already taken some before he explained it… hey… do you think my grandparents will see another Christmas. They’re pretty old. Oh well.”
