CHICAGO, IL – After calling 10 minutes ago to ask you the name of the guy from Nobody 2 and five minutes ago to ask if he’s the same guy from Better Call Saul, reports are now saying that your dad is calling again because he forgot to ask earlier if “Y’all got any snow up there yet.”
There seems to be no real breaks in the 24/7 news cycle these days, with this report shockingly coming only a day after news broke that your dad called to let you know he ran into someone he knew years ago that you definitely have never met or heard of, and only a week after he sent you a very clearly AI tiktok with the text “I didn’t know they were making another Batman already.”
At press time, we were unable to reach you, specifically for comment.
