In a new report coming straight from my sister’s house, a local niece and all-around dumbass doesn’t understand cinema.
This report came seconds after the niece was shown a certified Christmas classic that is objectively good, and not a product of nostalgia at all. Further reporting shows that the niece was wrong and the movie is not “boring” or “weird.” even though the next claims weren’t made by the niece, our journalists want to also clarify that the movie does not suffer from outdated effects, politics, or overall morality views because “well, it’s from a different time so that stuff doesn’t apply to this one.”
It was discovered that the movie in question almost definitely involved a drawn out court case or hearing because, for some reason, a ton of these movies do.
