
In a move that is now being called “awkward,” the President Trump officially re-striped and re-branded its West Wing parking lot to include 4 Tesla-only parking spots — replacing all DEI handicap spaces. This decision was made at the end of June, with the president at the time reported to be ecstatic and convinced he would never regret it.
It’s expected that these spots will be torn up and repaved into normal spots by the en of the month. The White House dismissed any similarities to controversial symbols, adding “Until the spots are changed back, we still welcome disabled drivers, if they’re driving Teslas”.