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    I’ll Be Damned Before I Let CRT TVs Into My Kids’ School

    Alex LaskeyBy Alex LaskeyAugust 3, 2022No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Name’s Walter. I’m 55 years old, proudly Republican, and I’m writing in strong opposition to the use of CRT TVs in schools. CRT TVs are the biggest threat to my child’s education since Michelle Obama forced schools to serve nothing but keenwa for lunch, and I’m not going to sit idly by and let it happen.

    When Tucker Carlson of Fox News first told me that I was against CRT in schools, I had no idea why. Even after I organized several protests against it, I was a bit confused on the issue. And I’ll admit, when I was threatening the superintendent’s life, I still didn’t really know what a CRT TV was. But like any god fearing American, I did my own research, and let me tell you these things are the work of the devil.

    Wikipedia states that a CRT or “Cathode-Ray Tube” is a vacuum tube containing one or more electron guns, the beams of which are manipulated to display images on a phosphorescent screen”. Sounds like some science-backed liberal agenda to me. The Dumbocrats will tell you that these things are safe, but I don’t trust one word that comes out of their tofu-eating mouths. After all, these are the same snowflakes who tried to convince us that polar bears are real.

    I spoke about this issue at the last school board meeting, and as usual, was attacked by the PC police. They repeatedly stepped on my constitutional rights saying things like “that’s not the CRT we’re referring to” and “we haven’t used those TVs in over a decade” and “I don’t feel comfortable with you having an AR-15 in this meeting”. A classic case of the so-called “tolerant left” in action.

    I WILL NOT CO-PARENT WITH THE GOVERNMENT. I decide what sort of TV my children watch, not Fauci! In this house, we watch Samsung TVs manufactured at Best Buy here in the United States of America. We will NOT be using these feminist-designed CRTs. Did you know that CRTs have a pronounced triode characteristic, which results in significant gamma?? Yet another attack on alpha males and masculinity. I’d be surprised if these TVs aren’t emitting 5G signals, gaydar, or some other commie technology. NOT IN MY KIDS’ SCHOOL!

    Politics aside, flat-screen TVs are simply better than these chunky, old things anyway. The picture is clearer, there are more HDMI ports, and they are so much thinner. Is this that same left-wing body positivity non-sense rearing its blue-haired head? Sorry to trigger you libtards, but thinner is better. Deal with it. If Joe Biden wants to cancel flat-screen TVs, he’s going to have to get past me, Mara, and Lago (those are the names of my fists). And trust me, you don’t want to do that, partner.

    I will never back down. If we let the Left have this, where will it end? What’s next, transgender milk in the cafeteria? Gun-free zones at recess?? Acknowledging that slavery happened??? NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

    I hope that many other patriots see this comment before Facebook takes it down, as they’re clearly in the pockets of the fake media. In regards to the photo you’ve posted, Nancy: Wow! Baby Blake has gotten so big! Big hugs from Texas.

    -Walter-

    NRA ID# 5738832

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