1. Drywall Pizza Crust
2. Talcum Powder Tortillas
3. Gluey Mac & Cheese
4. Soap Noodles (aka Soodles)
5. Mashed Cotton Balls
6. Lint Bread
7. Cardboard Crackers
8. Paper Pancakes
9. White Chalk Chili
10. Buttered Gravel Grits
11. Dryer Sheet Cake
12. Asbestos Avocado Egg Bake
Stephanie Purcell is a humor writer who splits her time between NYC and Atlanta, GA. She tackles topics such as nonsensical home décor, fad diets and anything else she finds randomly absurd. She studied with The Second City and was once an intern on the Late Show with David Letterman where she expertly proved her inability to parallel park.
