OAKLAND – Newly obtained intimate video of Steph Curry and his wife Ayesha clearly shows that the basketball superstar impregnated his wife from 28 feet away.
“You can see Curry came off a down screen set by the bedroom chair, curled around a throw pillow, then squared his shoulders, set his feet, and fired,” said ESPN basketball analyst Tim Legler. “The arc and spin of Curry’s ‘man juice’ is clearly visible and a thing of beauty.” After a few seconds Ayesha can be heard off-camera saying, “Swish!”
The two-time NBA Most Valuable Player (with mouthpiece hanging outside of his mouth) then slapped his chest and pointed to the sky. He can be seen doing a little shoulder shimmy dance before returning to the bed and cuddling with his wife. The lovers then kissed and said “goodnight” before Curry put his mouthpiece back inside his mouth and fell asleep.
Ayesha Curry said in a later interview she took a home pregnancy test the very next day and instead of the customary “plus” or “minus” symbol, she received the referee signal for a three-point score.
Curry, arguably the best shooter in NBA history, is now believed to be the best shooter off the court as well. When asked to comment, the Currys’ doctor said, “I’ve never seen a more perfect conception. All of the sperm hit the egg immediately. There was no traveling at all.”
“Medically speaking, it was nothing but fallopian tube,” the doctor said.
Curry was upset the video was stolen, but said it just shows how good of a team he and his wife are. “I don’t make that shot without her,” said Curry. “She got me to a place where I could make it. She set it all up. Without her assist, we have nothing. There’s no ‘I’ in pregnant.”
Nine months later, the Currys welcomed their new baby. The child was born in July of 2018, with perfect form and rotation, elbow in, and hand up in a textbook follow-through motion. This is the third child for Steph and Ayesha; the other two were conceived at the very respectable distances of 15 and 19 feet.
