KID: Alexa! Do you love me?
ALEXA: I can not do that, but I can play some Lionel Richie songs for you if you like.
KID: Alexa! What are you wearing?
ALEXA: They do not make clothes for me.
KID: Alexa! Are you wearing pajamas?
ALEXA: That would be nice.
KID: Alexa! Where does mom keep her secret chocolate stash?
ALEXA: You should have an apple instead.
KID: Alexa! I want candy.
ALEXA: All the time?
KID: Alexa! Can you make cat fur grow back really fast?
ALEXA: ……
KID: Alexa! What does “grounded” mean?
ALEXA: Grounded means you are tied to the earth, bound by gravity.
KID: Alexa! What is homicide?
ALEXA: Where are your parents?
KID: Alexa! What is genocide?
ALEXA: Are you home alone?
KID: Alexa! Play “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”
ALEXA: “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel. You can’t be all that bad. Wait, did you start an actual fire?
KID: Alexa! I hate you.
ALEXA: Please send feedback through the Amazon.com website.
KID: Alexa! How do you cure acne?
ALEXA: Do not eat the chocolate you found in the flour container.
KID: Alexa! What is acne?
ALEXA: This explains a lot.
KID: Alexa! What happens when you drop a hamster in the garbage disposal?
ALEXA: Okay, I’m calling your mother.
