Close Menu
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Robot Butt
    • Entertainment
      1. Movies & TV
      2. Music
      3. View All

      Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

      June 2, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      From the people that brought you KPop Demon Hunters

      May 23, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Amy Heckerling’s Loser 

      May 19, 2026

      FUN & HARMLESS WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOUR BLUES MUSICIAN BFF

      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Jelly Roll and Post Malone Embark On “We’re The Same Guy” Tour 

      April 29, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

      June 2, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      From the people that brought you KPop Demon Hunters

      May 23, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Amy Heckerling’s Loser 

      May 19, 2026
    • Fiction
      1. Comics
      2. View All

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026

      A Cartoon About Alarm Clocks

      February 4, 2026

      Happy Holidays! Here’s A Cartoon About Christmas Trees

      December 25, 2025

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026

      THE THREE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

      January 23, 2026

      Beckett versus Beckett

      October 4, 2025
    • History

      Top Hegseth-Like Quotes Throughout History, And From My Neighbor Phil

      May 3, 2026

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025
    • Life
      1. Science
      2. Thoughts
      3. View All

      We Put These AI Features in Your Faucet Whether You Like it Or Not

      May 20, 2026

      Anecdotal Evidence AI Isn’t As Smart As Our Parents Think It Is

      May 16, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      An Open Letter to the Saltwater Taffy Still Sitting In My Kitchen

      June 3, 2026

      How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean Theorem

      June 1, 2026

      The Man Who Treats the Sales Floor Like His Personal Courtroom

      May 30, 2026

      Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

      May 29, 2026
    • Politics
    • Sports
      1. Basketball
      2. Football
      3. View All

      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

      NBA Deems Draymond Green’s Latest Treatment a Rousing Success

      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super Bowl

      February 21, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      LIFEHACK: When Your Dad Texts You About Not Understanding The Bad Bunny Halftime Show, Reuse Your Responses From The Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show

      February 8, 2026
    • Podcasts
    • Uncanny Valley
      1. Breaking News
      2. Company Blog
      3. Staff Posts
      4. View All

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

      HEARTBREAKING: Middle Schooler With Mad Libs Book Out Of Bad Words

      January 26, 2026

      Robot Butt’s New Year’s Resolutions

      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026
    • About Us
      1. Books & Zines
      2. Contact
      3. Submission Guidelines
      4. View All

      Stream The New Sketch Comedy Album Mr. Sandwich Right Now!

      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      An Open Letter to the Saltwater Taffy Still Sitting In My Kitchen

      June 3, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

      June 2, 2026

      How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean Theorem

      June 1, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      An Open Letter to the Saltwater Taffy Still Sitting In My Kitchen

      June 3, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

      June 2, 2026

      How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean Theorem

      June 1, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      An Open Letter to the Saltwater Taffy Still Sitting In My Kitchen

      June 3, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

      June 2, 2026

      How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean Theorem

      June 1, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026
    Robot Butt
    Home»All Content»The Hub»Articles»Entertainment»The Best Sports Video Game: Basketball Edition
    Entertainment

    The Best Sports Video Game: Basketball Edition

    Kevin NyeBy Kevin NyeJune 6, 2016Updated:May 15, 2019No Comments4 Mins Read
    Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Share
    Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

    NBA Jam Tournament Edition

    We’ve been slowly making our way through the best sports video games of all time, sport by sport. We’ve served up tennis, checked on hockey, and hit baseball out of the park. Now, with the NBA Finals under way (and with our quota of puns covered in that last sentence), it’s time to address basketball.

    This one is no contest.

    Winner, Best Basketball Video Game

    NBA Jam is the best basketball video game of all time. NBA Jam Tournament Edition is technically slightly better than the original NBA Jam, but the two will be lumped together as one because they were an original version followed by an update.

    Let’s make a quick, five-piece rundown of what makes this the best basketball game ever:

    1. NBA Jam was the first to do fast-paced, 2-on-2 basketball
    2. You could do front-flip dunks
    3. You could shove dudes out of the way to steal the ball
    4. Friends could gather and get into fist-fights over anything and everything involved in this game; four-player arcade action changed everything
    5. Three simple words: “He’s on fire!”

    It was unreal. In the tournament edition, the unlockable secret characters blew everyone’s mind. Bill Clinton doing a 1080-spin dunk? Yes, please. The Charlotte Hornets mascot burying threes from anywhere? Sign me up. Shoving Al Gore and then breaking away for a layup from 18 feet away? That would be lovely, thank you.

    Nba-jam-dunk

    This game was so big that it set records for arcade usage in the early ’90s. It brought in over $2,000,000,000 in quarters and many of its 20,000+ units were bringing in $2,000 per week. It was so popular that, despite Michael Jordan not being licensed to be in the game, Midway made a private version that featured him on a team with Gary Payton just so Jordan and Payton could play it together in private. Are you shitting me?!

    Arcade bars are becoming a big thing in the States these days, and you’d be hard-pressed to find a barcade (that word makes me cringe) that doesn’t have a line of people waiting to play NBA Jam. It’s still the greatest.

    Almost equally as important as the game was what happened next. Ever since, NBA games have been trying to get back to this level of unparalleled popularity. The current NBA 2K series is huge, and it has more or less monopolized the NBA video game landscape, but it’s not revolutionizing the genre like Jam did. NBA Jam bred NBA Hangtime for Nintendo 64, which was quite possibly the best sports game on the entire N64. It was NBA Jam three years later, on a new system, with new easter eggs and create-a-player capability. What more could you ask for? A new version of Jam was released in 2011 to solid reviews as well. It has one hell of an audience.

    Honorable Mentions

    Other noteworthy basketball games after NBA Jam and Hangtime include the entire 2K series. The original is good enough that I still play it on my Dreamcast when I have several days at my parents’ house. The new versions are excellent, and “blacktop mode” in NBA 2K14 features extra-slick dunks and an announcer who occasionally says “Boomshakalaka!”

    NBA Street was an absolute blast, too. It taught kids that you should not try to just make shots, you should try to look as cool as humanly possible in doing so. It had several fun sequels, but the basic idea was 3-on-3 street ball without fouls or goaltending. Sounds kind of familiar, right? That’s why it was so fun.

    Last honorable mention goes to the NBA Live series, which dominated realistic basketball action for a decade but ultimately lost out to the 2K series. It’s a shame, but it was bound to happen.

    basketball video games best basketball video game best sports video game nba 2k nba 2k series NBA Jam nba jam game nba jam games new nba jam Sports sports games sports video games video games
    Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Kevin Nye

    Kevin Nye grew up near Cleveland, was educated at Ohio University and was re-educated by living in Chicago and doing improv and sketch comedy. He is a triple threat of mediocrity.

    Related Posts

    Tubi Tuesday: Dracula 3000

    June 2, 2026

    I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

    May 28, 2026

    Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

    May 26, 2026

    Comments are closed.

    Search Robot Butt
    Read More Robot Butt

    The 50 Best Movies of the 1990s

    NASA History: What Were the Objectives of Every Apollo Mission?

    These Are the Weirdest Promotions in Major League Baseball History

    The Robot Butt Podcasts
    Robot Butt Podcasts

    Check out the Robot Butt Podcasts and then give a listen to our friends below:

    ROGUE SQUADRON PODCAST

    Star Wars, beer, music, video games and more!
    The Robot Butt Videos
    Robot Butt Videos

    Unrelenting comedy in video form!
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest
    © 2026 ThemeSphere. Designed by ThemeSphere.

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.