Close Menu
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Robot Butt
    • Entertainment
      1. Movies & TV
      2. Music
      3. View All

      Appointments to Men In Black Your Memories Away Are On Hold Until 2029

      September 29, 2026

      NEW REALITY TV SHOWS FOR DONALD TRUMP

      September 17, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

      September 15, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      TOP-GROSSING ROCK REUNION TOURS THIS SUMMER

      August 24, 2026

      20 Genre-Bending College Rock Bands To Try Out After They Exist

      July 26, 2026

      FUN & HARMLESS WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOUR BLUES MUSICIAN BFF

      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Appointments to Men In Black Your Memories Away Are On Hold Until 2029

      September 29, 2026

      NEW REALITY TV SHOWS FOR DONALD TRUMP

      September 17, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

      September 15, 2026

       High Politics in Sequins: Welcome to Eurovision  

      September 10, 2026
    • Fiction
      1. Comics
      2. View All

      Enjoy This Lighthearted But Terrifying Halloween Post!

      October 18, 2026

      A Cartoon About A Prawn

      June 13, 2026

      Two Cartoons About Apples

      June 11, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      Steel Toe Tommy

      September 21, 2026

      Nursery Rhymes – Ancient Wisdom Or Nefarious Lies?

      September 8, 2026

      PAPPY’S ICED TEA

      June 21, 2026

      This End Up

      June 7, 2026
    • History

      An Oral History Of The Heimlich Maneuver

      September 18, 2026

      Nursery Rhymes – Ancient Wisdom Or Nefarious Lies?

      September 8, 2026

      Alexander The Great Solves The Gordian Knot

      August 3, 2026

      Clarifications From Count Dracula

      August 2, 2026

      America’s 250th Anniversary – State Motto Update

      July 27, 2026
    • Life
      1. Science
      2. Thoughts
      3. View All

      Modern Hail Sizes for a Golf Ball Illiterate Nation

      October 11, 2026

      SpaceX to Launch One Trillion Dollars to the Sun

      September 12, 2026

      Sociologist Who Lost 23 Pairs of Glasses Finally Cracks Mosh Pit Code

      September 11, 2026

      2026 Virtual National Labor Day Picnic Celebration: AI Agents And Assistants Only; Humans Not Invited

      September 7, 2026

      I Have Become A Haiku Master

      July 5, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      Enjoy This Lighthearted But Terrifying Halloween Post!

      October 18, 2026

      Appointments to Men In Black Your Memories Away Are On Hold Until 2029

      September 29, 2026

      Do’s and Don’ts for Your First Camping Trip 

      September 22, 2026

      National Retailers Renamed To Boost Halloween Sales 

      September 16, 2026
    • Politics
    • Sports
      1. Basketball
      2. Football
      3. View All

      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

      NBA Deems Draymond Green’s Latest Treatment a Rousing Success

      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      PLEASE STOP BETTING ON MY IMPROV SHOWS ON KALSHI!

      August 11, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Mr. Go (2013)

      August 4, 2026

      “Best in Show” Extreme Breed Makeover

      July 20, 2026

      DAT ASS Is Going To Revolutionize—And Democratize—Professional Sports As We Know It

      July 11, 2026
    • Podcasts
    • Uncanny Valley
      1. Breaking News
      2. Company Blog
      3. Staff Posts
      4. View All

      Beyond Gulf and Lake of America, Hey! Plans To Name And Rename Bodies Of Water

      September 9, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      Mindfulness App Achieves Sentience: Immediately Develops Anxiety

      August 23, 2026

      Robot Butt’s New Year’s Resolutions

      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      5 Things to Check Before Buying a Home

      October 15, 2026

      Here’s a Client Testimonial About Our Realtor, Walt

      October 14, 2026

      Robot Butt is Selling a House!

      October 13, 2026

      We, the Interns at the Robot Butt, Make the Following Demands

      September 23, 2026

      5 Things to Check Before Buying a Home

      October 15, 2026

      Here’s a Client Testimonial About Our Realtor, Walt

      October 14, 2026

      Robot Butt is Selling a House!

      October 13, 2026

      We, the Interns at the Robot Butt, Make the Following Demands

      September 23, 2026
    • About Us
      1. Books & Zines
      2. Contact
      3. Submission Guidelines
      4. View All

      Physical Copies Of Our Real Estate Brochure Are Out Now!

      October 17, 2026

      Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House

      October 16, 2026

      Stream The New Sketch Comedy Album Mr. Sandwich Right Now!

      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Enjoy This Lighthearted But Terrifying Halloween Post!

      October 18, 2026

      Physical Copies Of Our Real Estate Brochure Are Out Now!

      October 17, 2026

      Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House

      October 16, 2026

      5 Things to Check Before Buying a Home

      October 15, 2026

      Enjoy This Lighthearted But Terrifying Halloween Post!

      October 18, 2026

      Physical Copies Of Our Real Estate Brochure Are Out Now!

      October 17, 2026

      Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House

      October 16, 2026

      5 Things to Check Before Buying a Home

      October 15, 2026

      Enjoy This Lighthearted But Terrifying Halloween Post!

      October 18, 2026

      Physical Copies Of Our Real Estate Brochure Are Out Now!

      October 17, 2026

      Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House

      October 16, 2026

      5 Things to Check Before Buying a Home

      October 15, 2026
    Robot Butt
    Home»All Content»The Hub»Articles»Entertainment»Whatever Happened To Player 2?
    Entertainment

    Whatever Happened To Player 2?

    Tim GaydosBy Tim GaydosJanuary 26, 2015Updated:March 13, 2019No Comments5 Mins Read
    Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Share
    Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

    Playing Video Games

    It is an understatement of almost irresponsible proportions to say that video games have changed over the course of the medium’s history. This is Big Bang Theory-joke-writing level of obvious. The graphics have improved immensely. Arcades, once a vital and necessary component of playing games, are mostly irrelevant. The actual gameplay has improved, and the controls needed to interact have mutated countless times. Storytelling and narrative are expected as a norm now, as opposed to being a unique exception, and it is easier than ever to argue that video games are an art form.

    But the most important change has come in how we play with each other. The reason arcades used to be “the scene” (or just the place to be, if you don’t want me awkwardly trying to fit in my hip slang) is because that was where you had to go if you really wanted to play video games, especially with other people.

    As computing power became more portable, arcades became less and less necessary. Just have your friends come over to your basement to play Street Fighter. No quarters required. Then the Internet came, and with it a massive PC game culture where you could play Counter Strike and World of Warcraft with your friends AND complete strangers from all over the world, with no need to ever leave the house. Then the platform consoles started offering online gameplay, and it’s now how the majority of us play games with one another.

    Pants Are Now Optional
    Pants are now optional.

    Unless you have Nintendo.

    Whereas the other gaming platforms have essentially done away with the concept of sitting on the couch and playing a game together with your friends, Nintendo is the last bastion of hope for slumber parties.

    Nintendo has gotten a lot of shit over the past few years. “Serious” gamers have scoffed at the Wii and the Wii U as gimmicky novelty items with less computing power than their competitors and next to zero third-party support, and also it totally sucks your mom’s dick. These are all true (except for the part about your mom, she’s way too classy to let just anyone suck her dick). The Wii systems are largely gimmicky with their controls, and the lack of third-party options is a big reason why my Wii is still at my parents’ house and I never bothered with the Wii U. But for all the talk of how Nintendo has become a joke when it comes to the console wars, they got one thing right, and it’s a mighty important thing.

    It’s that games are the most fun when you have people to play with, and even more fun when you are really playing together in the same space.

    I mean, I get it. There are a lot of great things about being able to play games with people regardless of their geographic location. It allows people to stay in touch with friends who have moved away, or even forge new relationships. But somewhere along the line this became the de facto option. Most multiplayer games on Xbox and PlayStation now require that each participant play on their own system with their own copy of the game. Outside of fighting and sports games (and the occasional Little Big Planet), it’s harder and harder to find multiplayer games that allow a shared room experience. Remember how awesome split-screen Goldeneye was? Xbox and PlayStation sure don’t.

    To be fair, there's a lot Microsoft has tried to forget
    To be fair, there’s a lot Microsoft has tried to forget

    There is something magical about sharing a space to play a game, to trash-talk someone who is right there to trash-talk back/knock the controller out of your hand. The ability to give your friend the stink eye when they chose Oddjob is at least half the reason Goldeneye is remembered so fondly. Playing games actually together makes it a better experience. If you don’t believe me, take a look at Wii U sales after Nintendo released Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. These are games that work specifically because they are designed for you and your friends to hang out together and play, and they’re selling like gangbusters. Not too bad for a system that was written off as dead a year ago.

    What sucks the most about this aspect being brushed aside is that it’s done primarily for greedy reasons. Why offer a split-screen option on Destiny when forcing all of your friends to buy a copy as well makes for a larger profit? Having split-screen means your free-loading friends would be able to play with you but Microsoft and Sony wouldn’t get any money from it. You could argue that this is a necessity, a result of games becoming more complicated and costly. Yet Nintendo hasn’t lost sight of that, and while Super Smash Bros. surely didn’t require a Grand Theft Auto V budget, it wasn’t exactly cheap, either.

    You don't always get what you pay for anyway
    You don’t always get what you pay for anyway.

    I tend to be very wary of waxing nostalgic, because nostalgia has a tendency to sugarcoat the past in a way that prevents us from being anywhere close to objective about it. It also produces terrible, terrible BuzzFeed posts. But this is one thing I genuinely do get nostalgic about. For as much as I love a lot of the directions modern gaming has gone (for example, I will kidney punch anyone who shit-talks The Last Of Us), I miss eating pizza rolls at my friend’s while we played Gauntlet Legends.

    I miss resetting the system when my brother beat me at NFL Blitz so that it didn’t affect my streak. I miss video games as a catalyst for actually interacting with other people, not just talking into a headset. For lack of a better phrase, I miss the old days. I like the new days, too, but since when has that ever stopped nostalgia?

     

    Game Week Nintendo PlayStation video game consoles video games Wii Wii U Xbox
    Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Tim Gaydos

    Tim is a contributor for Robot Butt and is not hosting a parasitic xenomorph inside him, so just don't worry about it, ok? You can disagree with his opinions on Twitter @timthinksthings.

    Related Posts

    Appointments to Men In Black Your Memories Away Are On Hold Until 2029

    September 29, 2026

    NEW REALITY TV SHOWS FOR DONALD TRUMP

    September 17, 2026

    Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

    September 15, 2026
    Leave A Reply

    Search Robot Butt
    Read More Robot Butt

    The 50 Best Movies of the 1990s

    NASA History: What Were the Objectives of Every Apollo Mission?

    These Are the Weirdest Promotions in Major League Baseball History

    The Robot Butt Podcasts
    Robot Butt Podcasts

    Check out the Robot Butt Podcasts and then give a listen to our friends below:

    ROGUE SQUADRON PODCAST

    Star Wars, beer, music, video games and more!
    The Robot Butt Videos
    Robot Butt Videos

    Unrelenting comedy in video form!
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest
    © 2026 ThemeSphere. Designed by ThemeSphere.

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.