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Due to ongoing concerns about offending our customers through the “holiday season” by saying “Merry Christmas,” we at Starbucks decided…
Every year Santa wonders why there’s such high turnover among his elves. It seems after every Christmas he must bring…
To whom it may concern (you all should be very concerned), You might not have heard much from me in…
1. Paint the skin tags in your armpit hair festive Christmas colors! Now it’s like you’ve got a tree under each…
Santa, It’s Donald, Greatest President Ever. But you know that. You have been waiting for my letter all year. You…
The Elves on the Shelves may get all the attention, but don’t forget these little creatures who are looking for…
Hi honey, how are you? It is so good that you were able to make it home for the holidays…