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How to Stay Calm When Cursed Out by a Teenage Meth Tycoon While Teaching the Pythagorean TheoremJune 1, 2026
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
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I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling RingMay 28, 2026
Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super BowlFebruary 21, 2026
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Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same DayMay 15, 2026
Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!March 9, 2026
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Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!March 9, 2026
Fiction Attack of the Rom-Com: An Excerpt From The New Comedy Book By Martti NelsonBy Martti NelsonSeptember 1, 2023 Editor Walt here. One of our consistently hilarious contributors, Martti Nelson, has a new book out. It’s a wild adventure…
Politics We’ve Got Everything You Need at Fred’s Feed & Farmaceuticals – Including Ivermectin!By Martti NelsonAugust 27, 2021 Welcome to Fred’s Feed & Farmaceuticals, where we supply everything you need for your farm to flourish, your ranch to…
History Embarrassing Ways I Have Died in the PastBy Martti NelsonFebruary 26, 2020 Seemingly in childbirth, but actually just from attempting to pass the three goats I ate in one sitting. Being the…