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These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon January 22, 2026
Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same DayMay 15, 2026
Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!March 9, 2026
Politics The Tragic Unforeseen Consequences of Shopping Local During the Coronavirus QuarantineBy Jonathan MotneyApril 10, 2020 Dear American People, Local businesses and the American economy are going through a strenuous test during these new social distancing…
Science My Photo of an Owl Family Fleeing Their Engulfed Nest Lost to That Stupid Photo of Mice Fighting and It’s Absolute BullshitBy Jonathan MotneyFebruary 21, 2020 It’s no secret that our society’s standards for what constitutes as “art” have been steadily declining. I had hoped we…
Life The True Meaning of Those Seemingly Sporadic Text Messages From Your MomBy Jonathan MotneyFebruary 26, 2018 Text: Just saw a weird Old Spice commercial. Translation: I saw a commercial that had a lot of screaming in…