Fine, Here’s A Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Poster I Made So I Can Say They Stole My Idea When They Eventually Make A Real OneApril 22, 2024
Fine, Here’s A Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Poster I Made So I Can Say They Stole My Idea When They Eventually Make A Real OneApril 22, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
I’m a Wombat, and the Only Reason I Poop Perfect, Square-Shaped Turds Is to Make You InsecureMay 2, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
I’m a Wombat, and the Only Reason I Poop Perfect, Square-Shaped Turds Is to Make You InsecureMay 2, 2024
I’m a Wombat, and the Only Reason I Poop Perfect, Square-Shaped Turds Is to Make You InsecureMay 2, 2024
I’m a Wombat, and the Only Reason I Poop Perfect, Square-Shaped Turds Is to Make You InsecureMay 2, 2024
Politics The Tragic Unforeseen Consequences of Shopping Local During the Coronavirus QuarantineBy Jonathan MotneyApril 10, 2020 Dear American People, Local businesses and the American economy are going through a strenuous test during these new social distancing…
Science My Photo of an Owl Family Fleeing Their Engulfed Nest Lost to That Stupid Photo of Mice Fighting and It’s Absolute BullshitBy Jonathan MotneyFebruary 21, 2020 It’s no secret that our society’s standards for what constitutes as “art” have been steadily declining. I had hoped we…
Life The True Meaning of Those Seemingly Sporadic Text Messages From Your MomBy Jonathan MotneyFebruary 26, 2018 Text: Just saw a weird Old Spice commercial. Translation: I saw a commercial that had a lot of screaming in…