Heaven – While God’s children have been busy gearing up for the holiday season, the Creator Himself has been busy gearing…
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Reno, NV – Area wife Michelle DiMarco remains in stable condition at Morgan J. Gordon Hospital after being admitted in a…
OAK BROOK, Ill. – Facing sagging revenues and a steady decrease of customers, fast-food giant McDonald’s has unveiled a number…
This is a message to my fellow, dear Americans, including those fat cats up in Washington, and it is a…
CINCINNATI – Using a long forgotten and deeply forbidden black magic, Warlock Kragthor the Bone Slayer and Soul Keeper summoned a shrinking spell…
NEW YORK – Proud New Yorkers from all five boroughs took to the streets today to celebrate the elimination of the last…
Washington, DC – In what can only be described as “totally awesome,” something happened today that was really cool and…
UPDATE (11/13): McDonald’s has once again responded to us, but their denials are beginning to seem desperate and, quite frankly, pretty empty.…
It’s that time of the year again. Leaves are falling, hot chocolate is brewing and families are getting together for…
Richmond, VA – Local motorcycle owner, Clayton Morrison, is tired of his nagging shrew of a wife insisting that he wear a…