Rotten Tomatoes lied to me again. The cast of the Australian Pride and Prejudice was made up of someone who looked like Zoey Deutch but wasn’t Zoey Deutch, someone who looked like Jesse Plemons but wasn’t Jesse Plemons, and someone who looked like Bette Midler but was definitely not Bette Midler. The story basically revolved around that supposedly wild, fake Zoey Deutch and her wish to become a writer in 19th-century Australian society. She goes from a farm girl to a family relative’s posh house to find a husband, and that’s when the screenwriters decide to show us how wild she is:…