A Conservative Christmas Horror Story for the 2020s “‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung in the White House with care, in hopes that Saint Forty-Five soon would be there-” I glanced at little Ayn and Rand to check their reactions to my dad jokes, but they were either asleep or pretending to be. So I tucked in their thin blue line quilts and I tiptoed off to bed. In the middle of a nightmare that I was held prisoner in a FEMA death…
Author: Aimee Hennessy
Aimee Hennessy
Aimee Hennessy is a fiction writer, screenwriter, and part-time Opossummoner based in the beautiful post-apocalyptic wastelands of Northern California. Her humor has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, and Miranda July's Learning To Love You More, and her film reviews have appeared in The North Coast Journal and Savage Henry Magazine.