We make jokes and yell falsities every day here, so I couldn’t think of anything good to do for April Fools’ Day. I decided the only thing kind of clever would be to post something fully true or earnest, since that would be a subversion of posting things we made up or find ironic.
Well, I couldn’t really think of anything genuine to write about either, so I thought of the first thing that felt “serious” and “true.” So here’s my actual SSN:
920-78-2110
Haha, we love to have fun here. Please appreciate that this bit requires no further action. It’s “funny” that I would post this online. That’s the joke. The joke is NOT you, the reader, stealing my identity. I have genuinely nothing you want. I promise it isn’t worth it.