A Los Angeles woman repeatedly listed on her Bumble profile how much she loved sports in order to attract a man.
For her dream date, she devised, “Kissing you passionately while we’re hardcore rooting for our favorite teams!” For her hobbies, she wrote, “Being the game-day chef! When you and the boys are watching football, I’ll be sandwiched between you two on the couch, getting up only to bring us more of my famous homemade BBQ chicken wings!” For her future goals, she typed, “Wearing matching his and her jerseys!”
But when she finally found her favorite match, and when he immediately asked her who’s her favorite football team, she told him, “The Flamingos.” She then asked why the ball used in the Super Bowl was “brown and squished” instead of “round and white.”
In her defense, she was born in Brazil.