I truly have no idea what to do about this. I was on Yelp looking to see what places around me had good reviews when I saw that there was apparently a small business literally at my exact address. That’s how I found out the bathroom in my apartment is listed for some reason and has over 900 reviews. I live completely alone. How is this happening? Who is letting these people in?
I have be honest. After reading 700+ of the reviews, I am less upset by the mere existence and more bummed by the 3.2 out of 5 average rating. I just can’t understand using someone’s personal bathroom and having a 3/5 experience. Like I understand that Lester Smithington is a bathroom snob (he famously gave the Evanston Chilis a 2/5 in New York Times), but at least he felt strongly one way or the other.