1. Are you Pennsylvania? Because I plan to turn you(r balls) blue.
2. Call me Four Seasons Total Landscaping, because you didn’t mean to pick me, but you’re the kind of guy who finishes what he started.
3. Did you commit voter fraud? Because that (gorgeous body) is illegal in all fifty states.
4. Feel free to call me Nevada poll workers, because I’ll make you wait for it.
5. Are you Georgia? Because you broke all-time highs when you came (out to vote).
6. Honey, you’re like a face mask – studies show you’re largely effective and know how to work (that thing).
7. Are you CNN zaddy John King? Because you can push my buttons all night… and all the next day… and all the next night.
8. Baby, you’re the electoral college – I don’t understand anything you do but I’ll dedicate a sleepless week to trying to figure it out.
9. You’re like a mask – I wanna rub my lips all over you in public.
10. Are you COVID? Because I actually believe in you, baby.
