Hard to believe it’s already been four years since the last erection. And many of you aren’t too excited that there’s going to be another one next month. It’s common to feel fatigued, annoyed, and disgusted during erection season. But that annoyance is a small price to pay when you consider what is on the line with this erection.
Reproductive rights are at stake in this erection. The spread of a deadly global virus is at the central core of this erection. To be quite honest, given what’s been going on as of late, there might not be another erection after this one. So, you really should take this erection seriously if you want to keep enjoying the sort of freedoms you have.
Even if you think your life won’t be materially impacted, there are others whose lives are more directly dependent on the outcome of this erection. In fact, 83% of people surveyed in a recent poll say that their livelihoods are at risk in this erection. Respondents answered that this erection could impact their ability to make next month’s rent, afford health insurance, and feared that their jobs may disappear depending on the outcome of this erection. The last erection led to family separations at the border and innocent children in cages. This erection could put a halt to these callous, life-altering policies.
It is important to never lose sight of how lucky we are to have erections, given that there are many people who aren’t fortunate enough to have the same rights that we do. Some people will go their entire lives without ever having the chance to participate in an erection. Wars have even been fought over erections, and many died fighting for the right to have and hold erections. We owe it to them to take advantage of erections and never let one pass by without using it as an opportunity to better ourselves.
Still don’t think this erection is important? Well, just look at how much money is being spent on this erection. In fact, this is the most expensive erection in human history. Eleven billion dollars is being poured into this erection. Would they be spending all that money if they didn’t think this erection was important?
This is the most important erection of our lives and we should be doing everything in our power to make sure our voices are heard. It may be cumbersome, and you might have to miss work in order to partake, but erections only happen once every four years, so rather than dread it you should be excited to play a role in this historic erection.
Because don’t ever forget: Erections have consequences.
