1. “How does a green bean have sex?”
2. “How does a green bean have sex with a human celebrity?”
3. “If a green bean had human genitals, would that be weird?”
4. “If a green bean had sex, would it be cool to call it green boning? Green beaning?”
5. “Is it normal for a green bean to be attracted to his 42-year-old math tutor?”
6. “If a green bean has sex outside, is it still exhibitionism, or is it gardening?”
7. “Are my beans my balls or are they just beans? And if so, what are my balls?”
8. “If a green bean gets stuck inside of a condom is it appropriate to call the police?”
9. “Is a green bean penis a green peen?”
10. “If someone cooks me in a casserole is it considered rough play? What if they bring the casserole to a family function?”
11. “Is it normal for a green bean to get horny when it watches CNN?”
12. “Is there a dating app for green beans? Maybe like Coffee Meets Green Bean?”
13. “If a green bean gets circumcised, does it die?”
14. “Is there a difference between baby food and green bean cum? Be honest.”
15. “If I hire a female escort and she eats me at a fancy restaurant, would I still have to pay her?”
16. “How come the steamier I get, the softer I get?”
17. “If a green bean gets an erection at a school dance, would he get kicked out?”
18. “Can we please talk after class?”
