Drink Corona and you’ll find yourself saying “life’s a beach.”
This beer isn’t complete without the lime, you preach!
Make sure to wear nothing but Vans on your feet.
You’re working up the courage to ask that girl if she’d like to meet.
Keep the drinks coming brah, because we’ve got some bad news… she’s out of your reach.
You drink Blue Moon and own a Mac.
Not craft beer, you say? Stop talking smack.
Trouble is, they’re actually right.
We know that gives your liberal heart quite a fright.
Take your beer and don’t come back.
Guinness is where it’s at.
Yes, it’s hard to miss you in that leprechaun hat.
You do know that you really aren’t Irish, right dude?
Being a walking stereotype is just rude!
Now take your pint, go sit in a corner, and let us get back to our chit-chat.
Heineken man you wear your brand badges with pride.
You love to be the center of attention and have nothing to hide.
No one will catch you drinking beer in a hammock.
In fact, you describe yourself as dynamic.
Most call you a poser but you say that’s unverified.
Yo bro, pass me a Nat Light!
Hell yeah, I’m going to party until I puke on Saturday night.
Dude, I like that new beer pong table.
Hey, you think that babe is ready and able?
This party won’t stop until we see sunlight.
You have your PBR in hand
You just started a ukulele band.
What’s that? Grandpa drinks this too?
I’m not sure what this hipster should do?
You know what, it’s cool. Gramps can be our hired hand.
Budweiser, USA, and Bar-B-Q
Whenever you see a Clydesdale, you reach for a tissue.
USA doesn’t suck!
Hell yeah, I own a pickup truck.
Now step aside, I want to listen to this country song debut.
