KNOXVILLE, TN – Early Christmas reporting has confirmed local gamer and son of very messily divorced parents Jake Hoppins is…
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VICTORIAN LONDON – This can’t be good! Early reports from this year’s haunting of a “Scrooge type” are saying that…
Bill Green (7’2, 460 lbs) is just a normal guy with no job, just like you. Bill Green wakes up…
In a new report coming straight from my sister’s house, a local niece and all-around dumbass doesn’t understand cinema. This…
These classic holiday movies are watched every year by millions of kids, but what lessons are they actually taking away…
Sprit Halloween is expanding it’s new store, Spirit Christmas, to over 30 locations across the country beginning in December. According…
CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…
Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks. Forest…
I waited to write this because I thought this year might be different, but, of course, it wasn’t. I am…
Come on, why not try something different this year and actually read that book your dad/mom/uncle/cousin’s family gave you? You…