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Day 1 Well, this blows chunks. Here I am, less than a year old, and Mother gone. Fuckin’ Man. Not…
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“Avoid Taking Shite or Being Told to Feck Off”
Your Saturday Cocktails & Game Night with your close and mutual friends that gradually turned into a fun kickback was…
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