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Looks like you might just RSVP to the 2027 ICC Cricket World Cup party, so I am emotionally invested in…
I can barely look at you. Nathan himself is rolling over in his grave right now. You don’t even deserve…
6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
Baseball scouts rate prospects using a 20-80 scale (50 average) with each 10-point increment representing a standard deviation.Below, find DraftQueens’…
Dear Great White Northern Neighbor, May we call you that? We, the American people, divided though we are, find ourselves…
I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought…
One of my favorite things to do is buy my kids the biggest box of Crayola crayons I can find,…
May contain words larger than ‘stonks’ Let’s not pretend you’re here to read. You haven’t focused on anything longer than…