Author: Kenneth Nichols

In the Time It Takes the Smart TV to Start… 6,487 people fell in love. 468 beloved parents shuffled off this mortal coil. Americans consumed 83,914 pieces of pizza. Members of Congress made $4.9 million from their stock purchases related to forthcoming legislation. 9,461 chickens beaked out of their shells to experience for the first time the beauty of the industrial incubator. Marvel Studios released two new movies and debuted four new series on streaming, including The Vanishing Adventures of Living Eraser and Forbush Man: After Hours Office Cleaning Unit. Recent poopers had to triple-flush their low-flow toilets 11,645 times.You…

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