A short excerpt from Et al.: Because not all research deserves a Nobel Prize Dr. Kevin Dahlmer, Dr. Jeffrey Berkowitz, Dr. Daniel Gibbons Department of Geology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA Abstract Our friend Trevor has a really old mother. We’ve been debating how old she really is for years since the 7th grade using the most advanced dating methods – however, at a low sample size. Recently, a new skin and saliva sample has been collected, adding to yet another round of scientific bickering over how old Trevor’s mom truly is. After her agreement to be part of a…
Author: B. McGraw
B. McGraw
B McGraw studied ECE at the USAFA after googling average incomes by degrees and finding out how much college costs. After studying signals processing at AFIT for an MS, he worked as a test engineer at Edwards AFB with an emphasis on cowboy coding and statistical methods you hope no one asks about. After leaving the Air Force as a captain, B McGraw moved to Atlanta to develop sensor fusion and analysis algorithms at GTRI. As a side hobby, he writes novels and satirical science articles, clickbait, and news for his fake journal jabde completely for free until he sold out by writing this book. He can no longer complain about paywalls.