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      My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My Room

      May 20, 2025

      22-Year-Old Describes Kind of Weird Thing They Saw as ‘Lynchian’

      April 10, 2025

      James Bond Gets Briefed on SignalGate

      April 2, 2025

      “Too Dark and Incredibly Quiet” Becomes Highest Grossing Unintelligible Film Ever

      March 14, 2025

      After Drummer Porn Arrest, New Pornographers Look for Less Controversial Band Name 

      May 21, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s Idris Elba’s Music

      May 9, 2025

      World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo

      May 7, 2025

      After Drummer Porn Arrest, New Pornographers Look for Less Controversial Band Name 

      May 21, 2025

      My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My Room

      May 20, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s Idris Elba’s Music

      May 9, 2025
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      A Cartoon About Books

      May 10, 2025

      A Cartoon About Drinking A Lite Beer

      April 27, 2025

      A Cartoon About Pizza

      April 24, 2025

      A Cartoon About A Greek Wrap

      March 23, 2025

      “TRUMPLESTILSKIN” AND OTHER UPDATED BROTHERS GRIMM STORIES:

      April 7, 2025

      Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us

      February 15, 2025

      What Happened to the Great American Mall

      January 27, 2025

      Ernest Hemingway Goes Sober Curious 

      August 8, 2024
    • History

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025

      Valentine’s Day Musings From a Drunken William Shakespeare 

      February 13, 2025
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      FulFILLment: My Pursuit of Protein

      June 7, 2025

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      FECES BIOLOGIST FINDS OUT YOU CAN PICK LITERALLY ANY JOB ON EARTH

      April 16, 2025

      PLACEBO EFFECT? We Gave a 10-Year-Old Non-Alcoholic Beer and He Wrecked His Car

      January 23, 2025

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      The Term ‘Gooning’ Has Ruined The Job Market For Henchmen

      April 8, 2025

      How to Show You’re Smart Without Saying a Word: What We Can Learn From Mimes 

      February 24, 2025

      In Like Lint

      June 8, 2025

      FulFILLment: My Pursuit of Protein

      June 7, 2025

      DO PILGRIMS KNOW 1 +1?

      June 7, 2025

      Deciphering the Hidden Message in the 19 Random Stickers I Received with the Secondhand T-Shirt I Bought Online

      June 6, 2025
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      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

      NBA Deems Draymond Green’s Latest Treatment a Rousing Success

      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Superbowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      Trump & Pro-Wrestling’s Education Dept. Appointee Plan:

      February 7, 2025

      Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930

      February 5, 2025

      Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your Penis

      May 18, 2024

      REPORT: Secretariat Proud Of Derby Winning Descendant And Disappointed In 13 Losing Descendants

      May 6, 2025

      All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT Innovation

      April 4, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Superbowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      Trump & Pro-Wrestling’s Education Dept. Appointee Plan:

      February 7, 2025
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      Pope Leo XIV Reveals He “Is Not a Practicing Catholic”

      May 30, 2025

      Man Who Needs Vital Surgery Unfortunately on Same GoFundMe Page as Dying Dog

      May 23, 2025

      Trump Boys Pull Prank By Running Around White House With 1 and 3 Written On Their Chests

      May 22, 2025

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025

      Robot Butt’s New Year’s Resolutions

      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      REPORT: Mel Brooks Still Alive (Read This Article Before We Have To Delete It)

      May 11, 2025

      No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

      April 26, 2025

      CORRECTION: Robot Butt’s New Team Member Of The Month Is Walt…

      April 23, 2025

      In Memoriam: Our Head Of Data Operations, Ryan

      April 22, 2025

      Pope Leo XIV Reveals He “Is Not a Practicing Catholic”

      May 30, 2025

      Man Who Needs Vital Surgery Unfortunately on Same GoFundMe Page as Dying Dog

      May 23, 2025

      Trump Boys Pull Prank By Running Around White House With 1 and 3 Written On Their Chests

      May 22, 2025

      As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to Horizon of the Future

      May 18, 2025
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      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring Me

      June 9, 2025

      In Like Lint

      June 8, 2025

      FulFILLment: My Pursuit of Protein

      June 7, 2025

      DO PILGRIMS KNOW 1 +1?

      June 7, 2025

      An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring Me

      June 9, 2025

      In Like Lint

      June 8, 2025

      FulFILLment: My Pursuit of Protein

      June 7, 2025

      DO PILGRIMS KNOW 1 +1?

      June 7, 2025

      An Open Letter To RFK Jr., Please Come And Pick Up Your Brain Worm From My House, He’s Scaring Me

      June 9, 2025

      In Like Lint

      June 8, 2025

      FulFILLment: My Pursuit of Protein

      June 7, 2025

      DO PILGRIMS KNOW 1 +1?

      June 7, 2025
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    Human Hiring Quiz for Working as AI

    By Behzad BarkhordariMay 2, 2025

    This proven quiz will determine if you are qualified to work as an A.I. chat-bot, or if you are way…

    Life

    Current Betting Odds On What Name Will Be Chosen By The Next Pope

    By John HerrMay 1, 2025

    We all mourn the passing of Pope Francis. Okay, that’s enough. Now it’s time to gamble. According to Vatican oddsmakers, these are…

    History

    College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

    By Conner JacksonApril 30, 2025

    Capitalizing on a recent story about fossilized vomit, paleontology students hypothesized all the reasons why a prehistoric sea predator might puke. Knowing…

    Politics

    Working Hard to Earn New Presidential MOFO Medal: Administration’s National Medal of Motherhood Male Equivalent

    By Ken HogartyApril 29, 2025

    Our revered POTUS trumpets, “I want a baby boom.” Relax, Melania, already father of all real Americans, he was talking…

    Breaking News

    Undergraduate Philosophy Students Receive Six-Figure Grant to Develop New Logical Fallacies

    By Bry BerryApril 28, 2025

    EVERGREEN, Ohio—Steel Valley State College has approved a $700,000 grant for a small coterie of freshman to research new ways…

    Comics

    A Cartoon About Drinking A Lite Beer

    By Walt BraleyApril 27, 2025

    Here’s a normal cartoon about drinking some crisp lite beers and relaxing with some recreational video games.

    Music

    No Post Today: Instead, Here’s A Link To McGruff The Crime Dog’s Official Album From 1982

    By The Robot Butt StaffApril 26, 2025

    There’s no post today. Instead, enjoy “McGruff’s Smart Kids Album,” a very real kids album released in 1982 to teach…

    Breaking News

    REPORT: Adam McKay Probably Excited to Make Movie Where Famous Actress Explains Tariffs 

    By Robot Butt News Corp.April 25, 2025

    HOLLYWOOD, MAYBE – In a recent report we assume exists somewhere, it was confirmed most likely that director Adam McKay…

    Comics

    A Cartoon About Pizza

    By Walt BraleyApril 24, 2025

    Here is a normal cartoon about the pizza available right now at your local 7/11 convenience store.

    Staff Posts

    CORRECTION: Robot Butt’s New Team Member Of The Month Is Walt…

    By The Robot Butt StaffApril 23, 2025

    A few days ago we announced our new “Team Member of the Month” initiative, and we announced the first selectee…

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